A Rotten Person Travels the Caribbean


A Grump in Paradise Discovers that Anyplace it's Legal to Carry a Machete is Comedy Just Waiting to Happen.

A Rotten Person Travels the Caribbean

Akhmed and the Atomic Matzo Balls

Gary's new novel.

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It is available both in e-book and printed book formats.

Akhmed and the Atomic Matzo Balls

The Missionary’s Position


Plot twists, quirky characters, & plenty of action take the reader on a ride as fun & fast-paced as an island minibus.

The Missionary's Position